I’ve spent all summer pining away for the perfect retro red lipstick. Not too pink, not too orange, and not too shiny. Just a matte warm red that warms up my olive skin tone and looks totally appropriate for day or night. You’d think I’d have one in my stash of samples, but alas. And the prospect of swiping on and wiping off dozens of shades at the makeup counter as I morph into a wild-eyed clown isn’t very appealing. Any suggestions?