I’d rather go to the dentist than be the subject of a photo shoot. Honestly. They’re excruciating. All that posing and smiling and shoulders back feels so unnatural. I have all the respect in the world for models who do this every day. No thanks. But a girl’s gotta have head shots and I really can’t complain when I have a crew like this. That’s Diondre Wallace, perfectly tousling my waves, after giving me some serious cheekbones (he’s available for hire, BTW). Bless him and his train case of highlighters. Becca Sabbot not only made me laugh and look way better than I ever will, but had bottomless patience for my Betszilla moments. She’s the real deal, y’all.